Susan (calily) wrote in mid_valley,
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Update and Scranton Light Bulb Jokes.

And it sucks that we don't update here but maybe that's because it's just us. Let's face it, MV is a pretty damn small school. A "big" senior class is like 150 students. Plus, for whatever reason the no one else has seemed to want to join us and crack jokes about going to MV. (And c'mon, MV alum make the best MV jokes).

I present now for your entertainment pleasure, Scranton Area High School light bulb jokes.

Q. How many Scranton Prep students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two - one to call the butler to do it and another to loudly whine about how hard life is between lines of coke

Q. How many West Scranton High students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Four - one to change the bulb, and three to make west side gestures at him while he does it.

Q. How many Valley View High students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Twenty - two to stare helplessly at the bulb and will it to work and sixteen slutty VV cheerleaders to "cheer" the old bulb into working, and four in-bred football players to go drive around the Mid Valley and brag about how Archbald finally got electricity.

Q. How many Dunmore High students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Well, they have one person paid to do that... and "fifty volunteers" who never show up.

Q. How many Mid Valley High students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Twelve - one person to actually change the bulb while complaining about how crappy stuff like this always happens at MV, two kids from Throop to provide the radioactive glow to see to change the bulb in the dark, six to go beat up some kids from VV for making the light go out (they're responsible somehow) and four more to get the keg set up in the woods to celebrate

Q. How many Carbondale Area students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None - Carbondale looks better by the glow of the mine fires anyway

Q. How many Bishop Hannan students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five - and they were all recruited heavily for just this purpose.

Q. How many Bishop O'Hara students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five girls to hem their uniform skirts really short and they'll find someone to do it for them

Q. How many Abington Heights students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Six - one to point out that the light bulbs here are just as nice as the ones at Prep, one to grumble about how Preppies never have to change their own bulbs, one to call their parents and whine, one to actually change the bulb and one to point out that it doesn't matter if it's out anyway because the teachers are on strike... again.

Q. How many Old Forge students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None - everyone's too busy eating pizza to realize the bulb went out

Q. How many Riverside students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three - one to change the bulb, one to remind the rest of the Scranton schools that they actually exist, and another to provide a detailed map of where Riverside actually is. (It's Taylor right?)

Q. How many Scranton High students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Four - one to hold the bulb, two to spin him around, and one to call 911 when they all get shot by a bunch of scumbags in the Hill Section... or South Side.


So yeah, something random I wrote. Hope you guys enjoy!
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